It looked totally rockin. Dude was sitting in it, blaring the bad hip-hop about how he'd like to get down with some fine-ass honeys, and wearing his hat sideways over a bandanna and looking oh-so stylin' with his 'tiny line of hair along his jaw' beard, and checking out women as they strolled the sidewalks.

As I drove past him, I thought to myself, "What a fucking toilet brush."