+ More Newspaper Headlines
2004-02-14
A while ago, I thought up some hilarious headlines guaranteed to get me almost immediately fired from any newspaper, and just now, I thought of some more, like:

"You Fucking Loser: A Retrospective"

"Jesus: Extreme Makeover"

"Scientists discovers yo'Mama"

"Look out you're about to be MURDERED"

"Dogs and the Dog-Loving Fuckers Who Love Them"

"ASS SEX EXTRAVAGANZA"

"'Wiggeda Wiggeda Wack', says Mayor"

"Citizens Angry over Giant Cock Monument"

"Chotchbag"

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