| + JOSS LEWIS! |
| 2003-10-02 |
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I believe it was back in aught four when Billy came to the front door of my house, and said 'Funkatron, it's time to invade Russia!' because of course at that time it was still Russia and not the Soviet Union, or back to Russia again. HA! I said in his face, for Billy was actually a very clever golden retriever by the name of Pericles Android who came from the year 3054, at which point the world was ruled by evil cactus. FUNKATRON! he said urgently, but really barked because even a thousand years in the future, dogs still bark, FUNKATRON! he barked, THE FUTURE IS DEPENDING ON YOU! Then I ate a Jos Louis. |
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