Billy: Daddy, why don't we visit Mommy anymore?

Daddy: Well, Billy your mother's gone to live in the fifth dimension, and the Lord alone knows what she's doing there.

Billy: But Daddy, I miss Mommy. I want to go to the fifth dimension.

Daddy: Someday, son, I think we'll all be in the fifth dimension... but until that day, you'd better eat your greens.. that's... that's how Mommy would want it.

Billy: Daddy, are we a broken family?

Daddy: DAMN IT BILLY, EAT THE GREENS!

A neighbour pokes his head in the window.

Neighbour: HELP! PIRATES!

Daddy: Billy, when the pirates come, don't be afraid.

Billy: I love you, Daddy.

Daddy: I love you, too, Billy. And... well, I'm sorry I've been keeping this from you, but I have no internal organs.

FIN.