Me: So, this is in fact, your second movie. Do you feel you brought a level of confidence to this role that was lacking in the first movie?

Monkey: EEEK EEEK EEEEKK

Me: You've worked with a lot of Hollywood talent - do you feel you've become accustomed to the high-rolling life?

Monkey: OOK OOK UNNRR UNRR OOOOOK

Me: Also, did they like.. pay you with bananas, or what? I mean what is a monkey going to do with money?

Monkey: *flings poo*

Me: OH GOD, POO-FLINGING!

Then I ran away.