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2002-11-05
It's funny how these things work out, but I was sitting at my desk today, working as per usual, and all of a sudden, what should pop out of thin air in front of me but this tiny little man in a kilt, with insect kind of wings, and a tiny wand. (He had the wings, not the kilt.)

"FUCKER!" I said, pouring coffee into my carpet and flanging backwards.

"Do not be afraid, Funkatron," he said, "For I am your fairy godfather."

"Wow," I said, having regained some of my composure, "I didn't even know I had one of those."

"Oh yes my son," he said, "And what's more, I will give you whatever it is that you most desire!"

"Top drawer!" I replied, "You know what my most fervent wish is?"

"I think I do," the little man said, a twinkle in his eye.

That is how I came to have babboon feet.

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