| + harpo |
| 2002-11-05 |
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People often ask me, they say, "Funkatron, you are a mountain of a man, not in lumpy fat-filled flesh, but in your knowledge of arcane and useless trivia. Tell me, who would win in a fight, Oprah Winfrey or a termite mound?" And I just smile, and say, "Look into your heart. You already know the answer." |
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