Funka to the My Sack of Rice to the tron

+ My Sack of Rice

2002-04-13

If I ever had the lettuce, as we hardened street-tough guys say, to buy a Diaryland Gold membership, my banner for my diary would so rock. I'd totally just steal one of those porn banners from a porn site and just write 'Funkatron' on it, so instead of, oh I don't know, say, "Hot Teen Co-Ed Sluts Take It Up the Ass", it would say, "Hot Teen Co-Ed Funkatron Take It Up the Ass", which is great because it sounds like a command.

P.S.-Lettuce means money. Plus which I think if I ever met hardened street tough guys, they'd laugh at me on account of my crying like a little girl when they beat me up with their hardened street-tough fists of fury.